If the book bar had a sign one could read, it might be this. Because the nights? Visuals don’t do it justice. Clothes are optional, and replacement options are loudly hilarious. You should plan to party hard, or else you will be woefully unaware and in pain the next day… You may or may not become part of the stories that week.
If it’s sticky? Wash it.
– Soulful Bar and Nightclub sign –
If it isn’t moving? Nudge them first.
If it growls? Don’t keep poking it.
If it sounds like bells, whistles or warnings? Brace. You probably missed the pre-show.
Swimwear is advised. The courtesy bar sweats are designed for laughs.
And if something around the pool feels haunted? Check again in the daylight.
A Lady of Mind's Observations 